Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Monday, April 20, 2015

Not Sure How They Google with Paws, Though



pit bulls are relieved that the rapper Pitbull made his name all one word, otherwise he would have screwed up their SEO.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Efficient Watching



i saw Frozen but i have no idea who this character is. Idina Menzel sings "Let It Go" halfway through the movie. that's all i needed and then i went back to painting.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Cute and Confusing



this is a robot sitting down. i was going to joke about how his primary function is sitting. then i thought that maybe he can't even stand up. but then that got me thinking, if he doesn't stand, does that mean what he's doing right now isn't sitting? like, for something being able to sit, does that necessitate it also being able to stand? i wish i could talk to this little guy because i feel like he would know.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Two High Things

eep! had a busy day and forgot to post. so two it is!



he's about to give another unicorn a high five. only they call it a low hoof.




to thank me for their painting, this company sent me a bunch of their coffee to try. incidentally, i've given up sleeping.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Opposite of a Tongue Twister



silver surfer has got to be the coolest superhero name of all time. it sounds and feels so awesome coming out of your mouth. go ahead. say it. out loud. it's even better when you say it over and over again.
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now you just seem like a big weirdo staring at your computer making train noises

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

It's Hard to Google for "Green Lantern's Lantern"



i like the idea of the green lantern being sentient enough to play jumprope. for the life of me, i couldn't actually figure out what the lantern does. there are pictures of Hal Jordan holding it but the only accessory anyone every writes about with him is his ring. perhaps it's actually just a normal lantern that... like... lights things.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Cooler Than My Art



this cat [seen below] is pretty darn majestic. while i was working on this, i had the weird feeling that i wanted to impress him with the painting. i feel like the first time he sees it he would stare at it for six seconds and then give me one slow nod of partial approval.