Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Someone Should Have Told Me About Google Images



You guys should be impressed with this one because this painting is way bigger than an actual hummingbird so I clearly had to get all the details right and it's surprisingly hard to get a hummingbird to stay still enough for live modeling.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Hanging Up in the Savannah



This is for a girl named Khadia. Well, maybe it's for an elephant named Khadia. I have a hard time believing that an elephant could email me a request, though. I mean, look at those feet. How could she type? Oh wait, she could push one letter at a time with her trunk. Ok yeah, this painting is probably for an elephant.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Nope, Sorry. Theirs Are Blue, White and Red.



This painting is far too 'Murica for me to use black. These colors don't run. I think it's funny that people say that about red, white and blue for America while France has the stereotype of surrendering and they have the same freakin' colors.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Depends How Smart She Is



I'm not sure if this gal is a test animal or the pilot.

Free Regardless of Quantity



This person got two dogs for the price of one. And for the price of none. And for the price of infinity. Because 0 = 0 = 0.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

It's All in the Details



The statue in front there is George Washington leaning on a cane. Also the cane is broken. But I'm sure you could tell all that.

Friday, August 21, 2015

No, I Didn't Switch to Painting with My Left Foot



Since launching my Patreon, I've become friends with the people that work there. One of the employees, Taryn, does a livestream show with the company. On a recent episode they played Pictionary and she had to draw a unicorn while viewers guessed what she was depicting. I very much made fun of her about the results [see below] and then she very much got the last laugh because she requested a painting recreation of her drawing and now this mess can be considered a representation of my work.