Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Thursday, May 21, 2015

I Don't Know How Skilled I'd Be at Getting Into a Wetsuit, Though

i figure skate so i know i have the balance thing down. i also skateboard and snowboard so i know i have the balance standing sideways on a board thing down. i feel like i'd very quickly pick up surfing. i've also heard surfing is super hard so i should probably try it and get my butt handed to me by a wave before i get too cocky.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Should Have Executed Before All the New Ones Were Released

this is the scissors emoji. this is making me want to paint every one of them now. i just googled and there are 722. That would take me 1.98 years to get through. worth it!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Unflattering Nomenclature

this is ol' dirty bastard. when i start being a rapper i'm going to use the name "young clean person born to married parents".

Monday, May 18, 2015

This One Again

this is my second Miss Saigon painting. i'm surprised two people wanted that subject. perhaps that's just a testament to how long i've been doing this project. which is 8 years. and exactly 2,465 paintings. so 0.08% of them are Miss Saigon paintings.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Guessing About the Subjects of My Paintings

sorry i forgot to post yesterday! i had my big "Welcome to LA" Power Hour Concert (my official first show after moving to Los Angeles) and i was very distracted with that. in case you were wondering, it went splendidly and everyone had a blast :D

the pic below is from the requester's short film. i do believe he's the guy in the orange hat because he asked me to put the orange hat fellow in the middle. or maybe he just likes orange hats. or doesn't like aviators.

this is catbug. i forgot this character's name so i couldn't find the original requester's email. i did some frantic and fruitless web searching for quite a while until i finally gave up and texted my nerdiest friend a photo of the painting. she knew the name immediately. human google.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Possibly Also Toonie

this is for a Canadian requester. the loon is on their $1 coin. i can't believe they got rid of 1¢ coins in 2012. i mean, it makes sense. i just think it's crazy they actually executed on the idea. you could even say it's loony. hah!

Thursday, May 14, 2015

He's Probably Pretty Good at It

this is a beaver. so he beavs. what does that verb even mean? how do you beav?