Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Thursday, August 28, 2014

A Unicorn Has One Horsepower Plus a Hornpower

i'm headed to perform three shows at Dragon*Con this weekend! sorry, you'll have to wait until next week for my next painting. enjoy your labor day!



i wonder if unicorns are jealous of rams because they have double the hornpower.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Dating Time



this is chronos, the personification of time in pre-Socratic philosophy. not to be confused with father time, who looks similar. though both are totally trying to hook up with mother nature.

Maybe It's a Testament to His Neatness



this painting actually is a testament to a really good dry cleaner. look how white that outfit is when he's clearly constantly surrounded by splashing, clothes-staining substances.

Monday, August 25, 2014

His Chest May Be Cold But His Face Is Warm



my buddy is the fat, shirtless, unofficial mascot for Baltimore sports. he wanted a painting of his luchador mask as a sugar skull. his name is "carne cabeza," so represented here, he made out of sugar and meat simultaneously.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Friday, August 22, 2014