Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Thursday, July 24, 2014

A Severed Head with Decorations Instead of All the Gooey Stuff



i have one of these. i don't think mine is decorated, though. i can't tell because it's covered in muscle and blood and skin.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Branded with My Brand



this is my logo. i always think it's a big deal when someone wants to have my logo as a painting. but not as big of a deal as what you see below. (i'm taking this opportunity to write about something crazyawesome that happened over a year ago.) holy crap! one of my fans got a tattoo of my logo. plus, that's my name in brail underneath. and to top it off, he said he inked the tattoo himself. whoa. he's got that, like... forever. no, not LIKE forever. forever forever. i'm insanely flattered.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Can't Rock Out with the Light in Your Eyes



sure he's a t. rex playing a keytar. i'm more impressed by the fact that he's wearing sunglasses. how did he get them on his face??

Monday, July 21, 2014

Thank Goodness the '90s Brought Around Lara Croft

sorry i missed yesterday. but i'm pretty ok with it because these two actually belong together!



this is Roll. she's a humanoid robot created to be a housekeeper. sure her name is Roll but she's not exactly the most inspiring ROLLmodel...hahaha... really filling her gender ROLL... haha... heh... heh. ugh, just keep reading.




this is megaman. he's a humanoid robot created to be awesome and courageous and battle bad guys and achieve everlasting peace. see what i mean?! why can't the girl be an epic hero instead of being created for cooking and tidying around the house?

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Thicker Art



this requester wanted an "abstract line painting". it was fun because i really slathered on the paint for this one. this project would be even more unprofitable if i always painted abstractly. i'd go through paint much faster. plus, i've even seen a difference in cost of shipping because more paint weighs more to mail.

Friday, July 18, 2014

An Off Button Might Also Come in Handy Sometimes



sometimes i bring a record player to my shows. he looks nothing like this but he does a good job of starting my backing tracks, making jokes in between songs and drinking with me. though he needs a handy carrying handle like this one has.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Standing Up for Robots' Rights



now this is making me think i should have named my two gardenbots "rivet the roser".